princessorangebird: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the magic kingdom proudly presents our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination in thousands of sparkling lights and electro-synthe-magnetic musical sounds the main street electrical parade.
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
iamallthedays: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit Repeat daily.
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
humanflower: Apocalypso by Mew
art-books-and-everything: true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses
brainfried: Soulja Boy | I Got Me Some Bapes
areasonableamountofkatharines: allisonthenerdmachine: On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke. a modest proposal