May 2013
Listen
princessorangebird:
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
the magic kingdom proudly presents
our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination
in thousands of sparkling lights
and electro-synthe-magnetic musical sounds
the main street electrical parade.
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
iamallthedays:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Repeat daily.
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
humanflower:
Apocalypso by Mew
art-books-and-everything:
true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses
brainfried:
Soulja Boy | I Got Me Some Bapes
areasonableamountofkatharines:
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
